straight trade

when a straight person looks gay or lesbian but is actually just straight

person one: that is one queer looking lady
person two: no linda’s straight as hell
person one: ohhhh so she’s straight trade

by bigbuttholekollins June 17, 2025

Straight Crisis

When you want dick but also want pussy

HELP I WANNA RIDE DICK MORE THAN I CURRENTLY WANT TO EAT PUSSY, STRAIGHT CRISIS ALERT!!

by StuffysDefs December 27, 2022

Straight People Day October 29th

Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesn’t matter the color of your skin it’s just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!

p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!

by #Doglover 09 October 25, 2023

Semi-straight

Straight but only towards people who are straight, bisexual, pan etc. (aka people who can like you back).

terms such as half straight can be used as well

Girl 1: Do you think that Gavin likes me even though im bisexual, I feel like im leading him on and I dont want to hurt him
Girl 2: Don't worry he doesn't like you, he's semi-straight remember

by jeena34 July 30, 2021

Straight Scraping

Being broke

"to produce with difficulty"

So broke today, had to search my whole house for a few bucks... straight scraping

by Brosknow October 1, 2012

straight toppin mines like..

When someone is just really on your case and wont leave you alone.Teachers, parents, friends,etc...

Ms Marx : "Go to the locker Kayanna."
Kayanna: ( talkin to a friend but still heard the teacher)
Ms Marx : "Kayanna, go to the locker."
Kayanna: "I heard you! damn "(proceeds talkin to a friend)
Ms Marx:" Kayanna! GET YOUR ASS UP AND GO TO THE LOCKER FO' I CALL YOUR MOM!"
Kayanna:( rolls eyes gets up and slowly walks to the locker while mumbling and rolling eyes) Oh ma godd you straight toppin mines like....

by WiFeY NuMbAh 2 July 12, 2009

super straight

the ''super straight'' people are the worst kind of boys, these boys are from ''THE BOYZZZ'' group, they like trump, they play fortnite and theyre racist

person 1: im super straight person 2: *blocks person 1*

by anonymous March 13, 2021