gaga face

when you have no poker face. everything you say and do is written all over your face. you are basically captain obvious.

last night when i was out at the bar, i know that guy knew i thought he was busted, i had no gaga face.

by kaddy pies June 14, 2019

Retail Face

No matter how sad, depressed, angry, or tired you are, the moment you have to face a customer you put on a smile. Other signs of a Retail Face are: a happy tone to your voice, saying that you are "doing good" when asked how you are doing, and laughing at customer's bad jokes so they won't complain about you to the manager.

"You seemed pretty happy getting yelled at by that customer. Must have your Retail Face on, huh?"

by GravityKing September 6, 2019

Face Hole

A hole on your face that you you use to: scarf down edible objects, Suck on something, drink a liquid or substance, or press against somebody or somethings face hole witch is called a Kiss

“Hi there can I suck on your Face hole please?”
“Yes you may”
(Slimy sounds)
“That was fantastic”

by PadricoBarnes September 8, 2019

Vape-face

An elongated facial expression resulting from drawing a puff from a vaporizer.

That girl at the crosswalk that looks like she's sucking from an empty straw has some serious vape-face goin' on.

by Jeffreylicious April 12, 2017

fuck it in the face

To do something exceptionally well.

Matt: we're going to fuck it in the face!

by JLH April 26, 2017

Nutcheek Face

Their face looks like a male’s testicles following up to their chin

Wow, Reggie looks like he has balls on his face, he’s a damn nutcheek face

by Wavepoppy 3 February 19, 2018

Pirate Faced

A state of extreme inebriation where one can only focus with one eye open.

After a long day of drinking, Jimmy continued to ponder his future with Cynthia while smoking weed and downing a bottle of Jack, Needless to say, he was completely Pirate Faced when he asked Cynthia to marry him.

Kaitlyn and Chelsea were so pirate faced in Cancun, they ended up on Girls Gone Wild.

Let’s get fucking pirate faced this weekend.

by Heytherewoods March 4, 2018