Speep 

verb

To sleep and feel like you are withering away

I speeped all day long and now I’m nothing but a shell.

Speep by professional speeper March 10, 2025

Speezing 

The act of inflating your balls with a bike pump, then squeezing them till they pop.

Guy 1: Dude your girlfriends awesome, how come you never introduced us?
Guy 2: Idk, things between us are kind of weird and I'm thinking of breaking things off.
Guy 1: Well how come?
Guy 2: She keeps asking if she can speeze me and I'm just not comfortable with speezing!

Speezing by Manic O March 17, 2025

speed dick 

A penis, usually in a triangular shape drawn around the mouth of a drawing, charicter, or OC by a troll usually on a collaborative drawing site.

''Bro someone just speed dicked my drawing.''

speed dick by DickRick990 March 23, 2025

speed dick 

A mostly triangular shaped penis drawn by a troll around the mouth of an OC or charicter or drawing on a collaberative drawing site.

Bro my drawing just got speed dicked! I'm going to speed dick this motherfucker!

speed dick by DickRick990 March 28, 2025

Speedophile 

Someone who constantly drives way under the speed limit.

They're going 20 in a 30. What a speedophile!

Speedophile by BillyTheKidBTK April 1, 2025

Speed Bag the Pickle 

The act of male masterbation

After watching porn all I want to do is speed bag the pickle.

Speed Bag the Pickle by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025

Speed Bag the Pickle 

Act of male masterbation

Looking at those big tits makes me want to speed bag the pickle.

Speed Bag the Pickle by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025