So-straight

When a man says he's straight but secretly gives it up and love to two men, while using methamphetamine as an excuse to be gay.

Yeah I'm only gay whenever I get high I'm so-straight man.

by Billcody33 October 17, 2020

straight rage

Pretending to be straight but really being a closet homosexual.

Josh tried hitting on the girl at the party but his straight rage kicked in and he became flaccid.

by fliedlice September 04, 2015

Twisted straight

Refers to using irony and parody in sense of truth

A Twisted straight appears to lie at an angle to tell the honest truth.

by Hercolena Oliver May 28, 2010

Straight up batshit crazy

The ultimate type of crazy. You can't be more crazy than straight up batshit crazy!

The thing Jack said yesterday was straight up batshit crazy.

by greekmadlad March 30, 2024

straight phobic

being unfair towards a straight person simply for being straight

she was straight phobic for harrasing him for not being a lgbt member

by EQUALITY!! June 02, 2022

Straight Bar

The opposite of a gaydar.

On a straight bar from one to ten you are not even on the scale gay boy.

by CoolW October 25, 2018

costume straight

Word for a bisexual.

That man is costume straight.

by jerry dow May 24, 2019