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slow potatoes

A specific tortoiseshell cat in Massachusetts, who is particularly slow.
"You can't get in my room, slow potatoes!"
by lothloriandreams August 15, 2023
mugGet the slow potatoesmug.

Potato

"Have you heard of the potato humans, brah?"
"Nah brah, that's just something 12 year old girls call themselves to seem cool."
by duuuuude🌚🌚 December 11, 2016
mugGet the Potatomug.

ass potatoe

Someone who sits on thier ass and does nothing; lazy
Hey John get off the couch and help you ass potatoe
by conspicuous tomatoe June 29, 2015
mugGet the ass potatoemug.

Trans Atlantic Potato Trade

The illegal trade of potatoes by the French after stealing the Irish's potatoes and reselling them to the Americans, who sold them back to the British. This caused a Market Crash in late 2023 in Ireland and Floptropica. Jiafei recently denied the accusations of being involved with the TAPT in a press conference with President Deborah Ali Williams.
Joe: Have you heard about the Trans Atlantic Potato Trade?

Xijemono: Has Jiafei said anything about it yet?

Joe: I hope she did. It could cause the value of potatoes to drop.
by TigreZaddz November 5, 2023
mugGet the Trans Atlantic Potato Trademug.

Potato

Something of extreme power. It will never be understood. It has been around since the beginning of time, if not longer. Anyone who attempts to wield it dies immediately.
Dang that potato is powerful
by buhlokaye December 4, 2023
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

The bestest thing you will find in your kitchen
I have an amazing potato Steve come look at it
by Pizzapickershin June 21, 2019
mugGet the Potatomug.

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