buddy poop

When you take a poop with someone else next to you, watching you, or just hanging out with you. Buddy poops are done without privacy, in a non sexual way.

"I just took buddy poop with Dave out in the woods. It wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be."

by soviet master October 12, 2016

poop hike

A form of exercise carried out by regular walking of the dog.

Lee: Let's walk the dog. You need the exercise.
Geo: OK. Come on, Poochie. Time for a poop hike.

by Geode-E March 30, 2010

Anger poop

When your older baby or still in diapers toddler throws a fit and poops out of shear rage.

When we got back from the park and we made Jimmy take a nap he threw a fit and did a huge anger poop.

by Shmedley VonDrake April 26, 2019

poop suicide

when a group of niggas shit themself to death

Zach: "we should get together for poop suicide soon"
me: "sounds lit bruh"

by coghkf November 20, 2018

poop crackers

Poop crackers are crackers that have the unfortunate demise of being covered in poop.

"poop crackers"

-Albert Einstein

by Yeth68419 May 2, 2021

gay poop

poop that comes from gay butts. related to santorum and fecal fetishes.

"Gay teen: I told her that while she's over there she has to find me a German boyfriend.
Girl: Why?
Gay teen: So he can dress up like a Nazi and we can play concentration camp gay poop fetish games.
Girl: Oh. right."

by Dimmerman May 29, 2008

poop-toucher

One who touches poop.

Robbie had to go home to shower because he was toching poop all day. What a poop-toucher.

by EyeDette July 26, 2006