potato

potato, get it

potato is funny yah

by mypasswordis12345678910 November 8, 2018

Potato Salad

When white people try imitating black people, do something racially insensitive, appropriate culture, or just do some really extremely Caucasian shit.

Person 1: "I covered This Is America but I made it about Irish People!"
Person 2: "That's some thick potato salad you made there."

or

Pastor trying too hard to be cool: "Now on the mic we got our main MC who's ready to drop some rhymes for Jesus!"
Black folk watching: "Ooooh, this man about to make some thick potato salad."

by ragnarockerbunny November 9, 2018

Potato

When you shoot somebody 10 times in call of duty but for some reason none of them hit.

Bro that was some fucking potato!

by im not feeling it November 10, 2018

Potato-Idis

A disease where your head looks like a potato

Boy 1: Joseph’s head looks like a potato. Boy 2: He probably has potato-idis.

by HiBlakkes February 19, 2019

Potato

Jeremiah Snyder

A girl: yo I like u Jeremiah

Jeremiah: I look like a potato tho
His friend: that’s a whole fact

by Holaaaaail February 23, 2019

Potato pal

Potato pals are not friends but potato they are there for you when you need them. Potato pals don’t care of you look they care about the inside.Potato pals often understand everything.

Monty-(texting on a group chat): we can still be potato pals!
Group chat: Yesss

by The_realbillgates February 24, 2019

Potato

was once the lord of all things till a gigantic famine hit its homeland dwindling its population to nothing. Potatoes are still extremely strong and could even go toe to toe with Shaggy in a battle but their numbers has dwindled.

shaggy: is that a p-potato...
potato: yes shaggy its time to battle
shaggy: finally a worthy opponent

by potato447 March 5, 2019