Life bitch

The woman you chose as your companion because she authoritatively guides you through the many complexities of life

I want you to be my life bitch, will you marry me?

by Atavistic July 27, 2021

fat life

to make fun of someone even though their not fat

person 1) your fat

person 2) your fat life

by ma dude bra May 23, 2019

Mary for life

A term given to somebody you can't imagine ever losing their virginity.

paul- I just can't imagine Moen losing his virginity ever!
thomas- Yeah he's a total Mary for life

by loodleretard May 9, 2011

Sleep life

When you do something in your dreams, for example, like start crying and you wake up actually crying. It's basically an event in which your dreams really do come true.

Man I swear my sleep life is happening more often then my real life. I was using the restroom in my dream and I woke up with piss in my sheets... It was embarrassing.

by Lady Leo June 29, 2014

Elixer of life

Semen shot down someones throat directly out of an erect penis.

Massengill felt rejuvenated after sucking down that ELIXER OF LIFE out of my rock hard cock.

by Giggidy Gilman November 22, 2019

Zoom Life

A life surrounded by positivity, love, success, and hope. Always pushing negativity away.

Don’t forget kat, it’s zoom life.

by Natasi.888 August 9, 2021

ohsohorrible life

a sarcastic term used in regards to someone being overly melodramatic about something.

"oh, daddy won't buy you a new blackberry? get over yourself and stop bitching about your ohsohorrible life."

by exponible August 27, 2009