by darkclaw wolfgod March 9, 2023
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Frasier "Will Maris not be joining us for dinner this evening?"
Niles "Sadly no. <insert some elaborate clearly fake excuse/ anecdote here>"
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Niles "Sadly no. <insert some elaborate clearly fake excuse/ anecdote here>"
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by WarmedKestrel May 29, 2023
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Rose Mary is the only one who has a name like this because others are named Rosemary, Rose Marie etc.
by .-. -- ... - March 9, 2022
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by fourtwentynice January 6, 2022
Get the bloody mary mug.The act of having sex with a girl on her period and smothering your bloody dick all over her face. Guys in a relationship with a Mary does this to her ever night.
by DaSluttyMary February 23, 2019
Get the Bloody Mary mug.the phenomenon that happens when your soul suddenly gets sacrificed to the alien gods and they impregnate you with spooky words of wisdom in your brain telling you that you now must be like jesus' baby momma a give birth to a fucking funky freaky looking alien jesus.
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by gonnaturnmydadintoabong January 22, 2025
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