justin bieber

justin bieber is nothing but a dumb guy who lookes sexy, and winks at almost every girl he sees. i mean, he doesn't even write his OWN SONGS. he just pays somebody to write them, sings them and then makes a music video where he acts nice to a girl and then they get kidnapped and t was HIS idea. well, it weren't. it were his managers idea. hullo!! as if its cool. and if somebody read this post and thinks i'm mad, then look at your face in the mirror. bielibers suck. didn't he get ARRESTED?? and didnt he shave himself?? i puked. sooooorry justin, but you suck.

guy 1: isn't that justin bieber tickets you have in your hand??
guy 2: yeah you wanna come to the concert with me??
guy 1: seriously, you like BIEBER??
guy 2: ummm no, im just gonna throw some...tomatoes!!! on him, you know??
guy 1: you'll surely kiss them first.
guy 2: uum well... you wanna come?? he lets the first 5 fans come in to meet him.
guy 1: we must hurry!!
guy 2: pick you up in 20 min :)

guy 1: sure, just have to get my knife

by IKnowPeopleWhenISeeThem April 14, 2019

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Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is a singer/songwriter who thinks he’s the shit. He thinks he gets all these bitches and he thinks he has a nice shlong but in reality it’s puny. He’s a fugly motherfucker that hates his fans and only wants the fame for the money.

Tanisha: “I heard Justin Bieber on the radio earlier and I wanted to throw up! I hate him so much!”

by Treysgirlfriends July 18, 2022

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justin bunkley

Loves weed, loves Pepsi, loves to ride bikes. Mostly loves to smoke weed

Justin bunkley loves weed.

by kawlee210 March 02, 2017

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justin filla

dumb fuckhead that doesn't act his age. stupid ass

justin filla is the most immature person you will ever meet. hell claim your best friends but then will put vinegar in your backpack. stupid fuckhead. his mom and sister is hot.

by monkysex69 February 11, 2020

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