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Load-Bearing Wall

A wall that bears the weight of a young boy’s cum loads. After too many years of pumping jizz into the crevices of the wall, the wall may collapse if it bears too many cream pies.
Big Easy: Dude I love pumping iron. Shit really gets me going. It’s like cumming. I love cumming all over the place.

Tyrant: Broski, you and my buddy should be friends then. He used to cum all over his load-bearing wall at home. It was basically a Catacumb in his room.

Big Easy: Looks like I found a new best friend.
by Stoney69 March 29, 2019
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Bears Eat Beets

Jim: Fact, bears eat beets
Dwight: *sigh* no-
Jim: Bears, Beets, battlestar galactica

Dwight: wait What are you doing, this isnt funny.
Jim: *puts down a bobble head of himself*
Dwight: Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions families suffer ever year!!!
Jim: Michael!!
Dwight: Haha very funny... MICHAEL MICHAEL!!
by eden100123 December 30, 2020
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ice bear 101

ice bear 101 is not a furry, i repeat ice bear 101 is not a furry. ice bear 101 is a bear, bears are not furries
dumb person: ice bear 101 is such a furry eww.

normal person: stfu ice bear 101 is not a furry you dumbass, poor, incest baby.
by killkitty August 10, 2020
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Load Bearing Tendon

Whoa, she was leaning on my load bearing tendon.
by TheGooch February 21, 2009
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Oh My Bear

A term of surprise that is oddly addicting. Used to replace "Oh My God."
Oh My Bear, You dyed your hair pink!

My favorite band is having a new concert. OH MY BEAR
by BriAcorns March 8, 2011
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Kayla Bear

A cute present that lesbians give to their girlfriends for either their birthdays or to try and get laid. The name is coined from a teddy bear dressed up like a girlfriend of a lesbian who hadn't been laid in months.
My girlfriend is the best! She gave me a Kayla Bear for my birthday, so I think I'll give her my virginity.
by CheesyMasterDebater July 27, 2010
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Poochie bear

A strange form of cuddling between two middle age divorced parents that find love with a new person
Stop cuddling like that I'm only 10 you nasty poochie bear
by #SparkleButts March 4, 2017
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