To beat dead meat

The act of doing something useless. Can also be a reference to erectile dysfunction

"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"

"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"

by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017

type beat

means to agree with your peers

Friend1: yo I want some chick-fil-a

Friend 2: type beat

by thekidlario March 29, 2024

beating it silly style

Jerking off with both of your hand and your legs behind your head while laughing like goofy

Bro I found Nathan beating it silly style last night

by SenpaiFlared January 24, 2024

beating the bishop

Jerking off / Wanking

Hey you wanna go for a ride?
Later, I’m beating the bishop

by OreoOnTop May 5, 2024

National beat off day

October 5th is national bear off day to celebrate all the boys

“Yo tmrw Ima beat you off”

“Why”
“It’s national beat off day today”

by Nohomo2369 October 4, 2019

beat me down to my socks

The loss of all currency one had on them, usually from being robbed or gambling debts.

Randy and I were playing high stakes tik tak toe. I blew everything that I came with, he beat me down to my socks.

by FL_MEX_FTW March 23, 2023

Cock Beating

Things that don't make sense, or in a short word, Nonsense

Friend: I didn't commit Arson to our friend's house

Me: What's this cock beating all about

by TheRealGeoBoy March 3, 2021