ass whisperer

One who is well versed in the health and wellness of the booty. Ass whisperers are akinned to shaman but specialize in the butt. They are both feared and respected in native villages and they can dole out a powerful diarrhea hex if you piss them off. They are generally called upon to correct any malfunction with your rump. They can also be very good lawyers if someone has wronged your butt.

Every once in a while powerful evil spirits will possess your butt causing it to talk and shit uncontrollably. In these cases only the most experienced ass whisperer can expel them. Fortunately this doesn't happen too often.

Sometimes ass whisperers will actual whisper into to random people's butts!! No one knows why they do this but if it happens to you, politely tell them to stop and they will.

Does your tribe have an Ass Whisperer?

We did but he was killed in a raid.

by Black guy who likes white dude December 26, 2013

ass meat

a woman with a beautiful ass, butt, buttocks, derriere, booty....

That chick's got nice ass meat

by TonyTC March 30, 2010

baller ass

Having surpassed "cool" or "tight". It's the drunk dude who nails two sober chicks at the same party; the song that makes you want to spin kick a punk ass; or a dunk where the dude first gets a face full of sweaty nuts and then a second later a basketball is bounced off of his dome

Guy 1: Yo, wasn't the song "Back to Back" by Wolf Gang pretty good?

Guy 2: Pretty good? Bro'heem, that track was baller ass!
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Guy 1: Maaaan, Ray Ray's carrying the team AGAIN tonight… 21 points in the first quarter alone.

Guy 2: That dude's straight baller ass.

by Jooster the Rooster January 1, 2014

ass market

The basement at your parent's house.

Dude, lets hit the ass market, as I am highly interested in gay midget porn.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004

Ass Climber

A person who fucks someone so large that the next day they have to climb a mountain of ass just to get out of bed.

Dude, you're such an ass climber, that chick you picked up must have weighed over 400 pounds

by Mt. Everassed December 2, 2010

ass chunk

when you grunt a loaf and chunks of hardened poo drop into the toilet

"jon ate too much pasta and got ass chunks the next morning"

by Thugbunniefolife March 16, 2007

ass ton

like buttload, a term used to describe a large quantity of something

Holy shit! That's an ass ton of rock!

by Prometheus February 17, 2003