i feel blue

I'm sad

Hi how are you feeling?
I feel blue!

by Salahmiro February 18, 2022

because i can't

i can't describe this phrase, sorry

Why? Because i can't be FUCKING BOTHERED

guy 1: Can you please help me with my homework?
guy 2: no
guy 1: Why not?
guy 2: Because i can't
guy 1: kill yourself

by LoserOnUrbanDictionary November 10, 2022

Did I ask?

An comeback that is nearly impossible to counter, as it’s so blatant and often catches its opponents off guard.

“I just got a puppy for Christmas! This is the greatest day of my li-“

“Did I ask?”

“...shut up Stewart.”

by ARC Trooper 5555 March 16, 2021

i hate snakeu

A world-changing phrase that J-Hope said when he was asked his opinion on snakes.

jin: how was the shoot that we did with the snakes?
j-hope: i...i hate snakeu

by princess jin March 19, 2017

I have depression

You'll probably get it when you see me hating myself so I don't shower for days which makes me even hate myself more, because why shouldn't I shower with depression, why am I resisting to normal hygiene standards? Anyway, if someone says that, just say something like 'yeah' or 'Feel you'. Better than you being too nice and who would write a whole book about why that person shouldn't have depression.

Friend: Hi William
Me: I have depression

Friend: Yeah

by Sometimesyouwanttocrie November 11, 2018

i hate simps

It means i hate people who does too much for a girl

John: i donated 50,000 dollars to her. Me: I hate simps

by A stroke October 28, 2020

The Orthodox I-Theater

When two people who desire "sexual contact" with each other but for insurmountable reasons cannot have said "sexual contact" (For example: if the object of your lust is married, betrothed, has herpes, or is a sibling).
A bed sheet/curtain is hung from the ceiling dividing a couch or bed in to two separate (but equal) halves both facing a television which is playing a pornographic movie, preferably DP, DVDA, Gang-bang porn, etc. Both participants Face-time each other from opposite ends of the couch while masturbating ferociously and perhaps crying just a little bit.

Synonyms- True Romance, Secret Lovers, Sad Clown Love, Conjugal-ish Visit.

Used in a sentence: "Hey babe, did you set up the Orthodox I-Theater yet?" "No, I forgot the sheet and the gang-bang porn." "I hate you so much! I am glad you have herpes and you are the worst brother ever!!!"

by wizecracker August 27, 2016