i hate girls

this girl gets in my head to much man they are so annoying cause i love them but they hate me

i hate girls cause they are hoes and won’t like me back

by i hate girls May 16, 2021

i hate simps

It means i hate people who does too much for a girl

John: i donated 50,000 dollars to her. Me: I hate simps

by A stroke October 28, 2020

I invented you

A response to when a friend becomes popular only because they hang out with you, and then claims they are better than you.

Friend: "What can I say? I just have more friends than you do."
You: "Bitch what are you saying? I invented you"

by VegetableMadeBones June 14, 2018

I took a risk

The prefect excuse for totally idiotic behaviour. After saying 'I took a risk' said behaviour is totally excused.

The prefect excuse for totally idiotic behaviour. After saying 'I took a risk' said behaviour is totally excused.
"I was going to answer all the questions in that exam but I decided to leave half way through"

- Confused looks

"What? I took a risk."

-Instant comprehension

~~~

"Why would you punch that guy last night? He was twice the size of you and was clearly going to beat the crap out of you."

"I took a risk"

by tjhammo February 27, 2011

I have Angst!

Do not tell Fawful that. That gives Fawful stress!

"I HAVE ANGST!"
"Do not tell Fawful that. That gives Fawful stress!"
"We are just at the starting. The power of the Dark Star is still sleepy like a dull baby."
"It is taking time for the Dark Star to draw out the power of Princess Peach!"

by the.red.man May 24, 2020

i am depressed

i am to :(

i am depressed you're depressed we're depressed :(

by CarlosTheTurtle September 4, 2021

I quiero you

when a latino wants to say te quiero but in english

Brad: Te quiero, wait how is it in english?

Natalia: I quiero you bby

by Natyfasqui May 14, 2020