Can I have a tomato

“Can I have a tomato” means can I drink your urine.

M: can I have a tomato
N: why do you wanna drink my urine you weirdo!

by Tomatoman345 August 28, 2023

does harry have rizz

no he does not

does harry have rizz no he does not

by mr georgy the handgun September 27, 2023

Oh no what have i done

your parents said this when you were born

"oh no what have i done this makeup isn't good"

by SCOOBY DOO OFFICAL September 27, 2023

DOES GYATT HAVE A BOYFRIEND

Wanting to know if a girl with A MASSIVE BUTT has a boyfriend.

Spasoje: hello
Spasoje: does gyatt have a boyfriend
Spasoje: asking for a friend
Me: no no
Me: She breakup that night
Spasoje: i will tell him that
Spaoje: friend
Spasoje: i would never do that to her

by natagyatt September 27, 2023

someone who hates women

a female who hates women but loves boys

someone who hates women is like “ugh she’s talking to my man’s she’s such a lydia O.L.K”

by beansbigballs October 2, 2023

I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.

Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."

by Ghost_ink October 4, 2023

little potatoes have big eyes

Young children can be very observant to the things they see, especially the screen on your phone or tablet. This is an updated modern analogy to the old saying “little pitchers have big ears” .

As I was looking over Grindr thumbnails, my young cousin looked over my shoulder and ask what I was doing. Fortunately it was just PG thumbnails. It made me very aware, and as my older cousin and I mentioned the “little pitchers have big ears” reference, we changed the reference to potatoes, because they have “eyes”. Little potatoes have big eyes. Now we are a pet of history.

by Chris Shannon dss October 6, 2023