jerking off with happiness

You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.

I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.

by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014

Happy Meal

a Mcdonalds meal that contains a burger, fries, nuggets, apple slices and a voice of beverage. it also comes with a crappy toy that you can mess with.

Guy: "I ordered a happy meal, I loved the burger and the shitty toy that came with it."

by Mar4343💯 June 1, 2024

Happiness

Tequila.

Happiness can be found at the bottom of a bottle…of Jose Cuervo

by Pineapplevapes July 18, 2022

Happiness

Something I will never have

Wow that dude rly has happiness. Unlike me

by Fhgjf March 4, 2021

Harshing My Happy

to be disappointed or "bummed" out

man the gas prices are really harshing my happy

by The Ken Frank Show May 30, 2008

Happy Valentinder's Day

Lonely people hooking up on Tinder so they won't be alone on Valentine's Day.

Happy Valentinder's Day: Candice is so lonely that she's on Tinder just so she won't be alone on Valentine's Day...

by Roman Wolf 11 February 14, 2020

Happy Air

A more fun way to say weed =

1: Hey it's 4/20 what r u gna do??

2: Hmmm well do u have any happy air to share wiith me?? =

by mEiiMme+] April 21, 2010