ghost-knock-over

When someone from another room hears you knock over an object and thinks you did, but in reality you weren't even close to object, which fell on it's own for no apparent reason, so you blame a ghost.

Kenny: What was that noise?
Aaron: oh, I ghost-knocked-over grandma's picture thing.
Kenny: Just fell on it's own?
Aaron: Yeah, it was a ghost-knock-over
Kenny: you doth protest too much

by zumalifeguard September 22, 2020

The 1928 Ghost Pepper Rainbow Messenger Add Oak For 10457-2219

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The 1928 Ghost Pepper Rainbow Messenger Add Oak For 10457-2219

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

Tactical Ghosting

Ghosting someone, when you are already married.

To ghost his wife, he had to step up his game. Using tactical ghosting techniques, he finally succeeded.

by Episteopheus September 24, 2023

ghost

an amazing, totally valid, awesome dude. if your name is ghost, you are already better than everyone else, and i love you

Josh: wow! is that ghost? they look absolutely radiant today.

by ravenlovesyou<3 April 28, 2022

Ghost Rudder

When you are receiving a Dutch Rudder and both of your arms go numb.

Tommy and I were trying the Dutch Rudder but it was taking too long. When we both went numb it felt like a Ghost Rudder.

by thefuncanoe July 29, 2020

GHOST

A song by a producer named Camellia that most likely broke all 4 of your fingers.

Dude, how did you manage to break your fingers?
I played GHOST in a rhythm game.

by MajinBigIron February 27, 2022

Professional Ghosting

1. (noun)- A situation when customer service, job recruiters, sales people and any organization whose job is to provide a professional and timely response, do not reply to their customer's communication and do so continuously without any justifiable reason. Generally, the customer or second party has much at stake in continuing the conversation.

2. (verb) : The act of consciously avoiding professional communication with anther party in situation where fear, laziness, disregard, contempt, or other negative reasons create a non-response. Subsequently, time and money was lost by either party.

Also: (noun) "Professional Ghoster"

Job Recruiter 1 - "Hey, what's up with the Professional Ghosting on all those job seekers?"
Job Recruiter 2 - "Eh, don't worry. They are the ones that need the jobs. They'll call back - he he he."

by PenguinMeat September 27, 2019