Refuse illegal orders... Unless you don't feel like it

"YOU HAVE TO PROTECT US! It doesn't matter how many people we let die or pay to do a genocide! You have to protect US! Ignore the fact that we are doing a very public mind-rape surveillance thing to this guy that has been putting your kids lives at risk! If he tell you to being us to him you have to protect US!" ~ Every politician

Hym "Refuse illegal orders... Unless you don't feel like it. Like maybe your family members plane just randomly fell out of the sky and you want revenge... Then... Do whatever you want 🤷 ♂️ I mean I am not the boss of you."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2025

hands up don't shit

When you're friend is trying to say "hands up, don't shoot," but instead says "shit"

Person 1: that touched me, but not in a gay way
Person 2: don't start pointing at charts and dolls and shit, HANDS UP DON'T SHIT

by LiteralCancer2.0 March 23, 2018

Don't klibb on the fisk

Relax, chill out, take it easy

"Take a deep breath - don't klibb on the fisk, man!"

by halloj March 20, 2024

don't kiss your girlfriend day

just stop kissing your girlfriend with no warning . watch how mad she gets

babe why did u stop kissing me

it's don't kiss your girlfriend day

by skrtskrteatdirt October 7, 2022

If you don't put this is your not nice

Somebody who voted for this to be in this app is someone who will have good luck and is such a nice person

" If you dont put this is your not nice"

#coolbeans

If you don't put this is your not nice

by American brat October 27, 2019

I don't think

Do you really not think that or are you using the fact that I said "Women don't need a choice" and fabricating something entirely out of spite?

Hym "I don't think you're actually capable of thinking well."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Don't call that trash 'junk'!

What you eye-twinklingly protest when someone asks you "why you keep all dat junk around"; da joke, of course, is dat YOU YOURSELF are referring to said assorted flotsam and jetsam as being worthless clutter by calling it "trash", and so in effect you are agreeing wif da other person's contention dat you should get rid of said rubbish instead of having it around to clog up your closets and walkways.

I dunno da statistics for how many people who retort, "Hey! Don't call that trash 'junk'!" actually do clean out said jumbled mess anytime soon, but at least they are admitting dat they have a hoarding problem.

by QuacksO March 2, 2021