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cum goblin 

1. The little bit of cum that stays in the penis after sex or mastubation, usually pissed out afterwards.

2. An ugly chick who gets a face full of cum.

"Dude, I totally blew a cum goblin in that bitches face!"
or
"You're such a cum goblin!"
or
"That bitch that gave me head last night was a cum goblin, thank god i was drunk!"
cum goblin by kevin89 January 11, 2009
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cum raker 

Noun. A man who collects semen for use on sandwitches and small biscuits to be consumed at cocktail parties.
"Hey John, that cum raker just stole my cum!! He ran of carrying a small box of rivita!"
cum raker by Day_tomo November 29, 2007
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Cum Pooper 

One who poops cum. The after effects of butt sex. Cum poopers, well, do just that, poop cum Aka White Diahrea or A vanilla and chocolate twist.
The catcher in the sexual indever becomes the cum pooper after all is said and done.
Cum Pooper by Compooper June 9, 2009

Cum Daddy 

Nickname for a guy who can produce a lot of cum
Brianne : Hey Chad thanks for hiring me I really needed a job SOO!!! are you gonna be my Cum Daddy?
Chad : O Wow your so cute Im gonna fill your little pussy and ass up with cum then Im gonna cumdition the rest of your hot little body MMMMM!
Steve : Just save some of that for me Cum Daddy! (wink)
Brianne : O My God! Are you guy's gay?
Steve : Hell no were just bicurious just don't tell his wife!
Chad : SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE!!!
Brianne : You are such a creaphole I can't believe I was going to let you fuck my hot little body when you have a wife at home! and you stick your dick in that thing as well! Uhhhh I QUIT!!!!!
Steve : Well since she's gone now maybe you can fuck my hot big body Cum Daddy! (wink)
Chad : Oh Go Fuck Yourself!
Steve : Oh Chad your so cute when your mad!
Cum Daddy by SlopNChop July 17, 2018

cum cum pillow 

when a boy is in love with his pillow making him make love to it. he will spill his man sauce all over it then rest his face in it when he is done. true story.
micheal hanusch has a cum cum pillow

Cum Hurricane

When a person is surrounded by 4 or more men spinning in a circle while the men cum on the person.
During the shoot Lily was asked to spin around between 4 men while they ejaculated on her. The director described to her that she was involved in a "cum hurricane".
Cum Hurricane by Lily Daniels January 26, 2008

cum guzzling donkey blowing boner biting bitch 

A woman who likes blowing a donkey then biting its dick off, and enjoys every raw fleshy she can find covered in semen
"man that bitch just bit that donkeys dick off, ya what a cum guzzling donkey blowing boner biting bitch"