Cookie Guy

A faggot

Look at this stupid fuckin' cookie guy

by Mill carton at night December 28, 2019

cookie

a female Vagina, or a kids snack such as chips ahoy, or the popular brand known as Oreo, but mostly a womans Vagina.

Duuuuude did you see that girls cookie last night? i ate it up!!

by JackDhoffOnUrMom January 10, 2020

Choking the Rat

Aggressively jerking off.

Dude, I was Choking the Rat so hard last night.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Cookie Girl

Just an average girl, who acts like she’s sweet, but is actually a bitch, and not in a good way, she’s two faced , and is just your average slut,

She tastes sweet until you see the truth

That cookie girl is up to it again, what a bitch.

by 5moreminutesMOM January 21, 2020

Cookie

the most delicious mom to tell your mom when she dies sadly

“mom i want cookies.”
“die mum.”

by yesmaamboygirl February 23, 2020

Cookie Paradox

The terrible realization that the chocolate chips in your cookie are, in fact raisins. Yet, you continue to consume the cookie simply because it's a cookie, even though its not the cookie you want.

An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.

Beth: Hey are you still dating Landon??

Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.

Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.

by bonanzapanda February 28, 2020

Cookie Critic

This is just a sugar coated term for gacha whore or in other terms a whale.

P1: I ONLY WANTED SOME PNG WAIFUS MAN
P2: stfu cookie critic

by BruhYeetSkrrt February 28, 2020