Chud baby

A baby miraculously conceived through anal intercourse. The sperm, possibly through osmossis, makes its way to the baby-maker, where the fetus develops. The baby, then, travels back into the ass, where it is born through the butthole, presumably covered in shit.

That chud baby smells like shit. Throw it in the trash.

by PapaT November 1, 2006

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blizzard baby

babies born in november 2010 that were made during the huge snowstorms of february 2010.

Ann: I'm pregnant!
Sue: When are you due?
Ann: Sometime in November.
Sue: Oh... must be a blizzard baby!

Jim: Me & Ann had sex every night when we were snowed in.
Bob: Dude, you guys are gonna have a blizzard baby.

by shanut February 9, 2010

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baby storm

A baby storm is the male version of a baby shower. It is held so that single male friends can participate in the baby experience. Contrary to a baby shower, no gifts are given, rather the event should highlight that the father has thrown his life away and will be changing diapers and cleaning vomit while his friends will be living it up at fancy restaurants with hot chicks and casual sex. As such, every effort should be made to incorporate those lost vices into the storm.

We are going out for a steak dinner before we hit the club tonight for Jimmy's baby storm. We will end the night with at some strip club or with some hookers

by sanhedrin July 27, 2010

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baby nerd

Somebody who is or essembles a baby and is smart to the point of nerdy. They usaully make excuses, usaully involving what their parents think, to avoid physical activity. They are very delicate, and easily offended.

Look at Melvin the baby nerd over there, he can't even lift his straight 'A' report card.

by Big Will 'E' July 14, 2006

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