ass fiddle

A fiddle played by a small German man from the flexing of his ass muscles.

Man, what a nice ass fiddle

by Austin J M May 29, 2008

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ass robbery

To take the anal virginity of a person.

The masked man entered the bank and yelled " Everyone get on the f*cking ground, this is an ass robbery "

by Ropter Copter June 27, 2014

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One who is well versed in the health and wellness of the booty. Ass whisperers are akinned to shaman but specialize in the butt. They are both feared and respected in native villages and they can dole out a powerful diarrhea hex if you piss them off. They are generally called upon to correct any malfunction with your rump. They can also be very good lawyers if someone has wronged your butt.

Every once in a while powerful evil spirits will possess your butt causing it to talk and shit uncontrollably. In these cases only the most experienced ass whisperer can expel them. Fortunately this doesn't happen too often.

Sometimes ass whisperers will actual whisper into to random people's butts!! No one knows why they do this but if it happens to you, politely tell them to stop and they will.

Does your tribe have an Ass Whisperer?

We did but he was killed in a raid.

by Black guy who likes white dude December 26, 2013

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baller ass

Having surpassed "cool" or "tight". It's the drunk dude who nails two sober chicks at the same party; the song that makes you want to spin kick a punk ass; or a dunk where the dude first gets a face full of sweaty nuts and then a second later a basketball is bounced off of his dome

Guy 1: Yo, wasn't the song "Back to Back" by Wolf Gang pretty good?

Guy 2: Pretty good? Bro'heem, that track was baller ass!
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Guy 1: Maaaan, Ray Ray's carrying the team AGAIN tonight… 21 points in the first quarter alone.

Guy 2: That dude's straight baller ass.

by Jooster the Rooster January 1, 2014

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