Cat-Ass

Jumping onto high surfaces quickly, and silently landing on your ass. The use of arms for balance is strictly prohibited.

Andrew cat-assed onto the roof of his car.

by AndrewRice July 27, 2011

ass robbery

To take the anal virginity of a person.

The masked man entered the bank and yelled " Everyone get on the f*cking ground, this is an ass robbery "

by Ropter Copter June 27, 2014

ass ton

like buttload, a term used to describe a large quantity of something

Holy shit! That's an ass ton of rock!

by Prometheus February 17, 2003

ass fiddle

A fiddle played by a small German man from the flexing of his ass muscles.

Man, what a nice ass fiddle

by Austin J M May 29, 2008

ass market

The basement at your parent's house.

Dude, lets hit the ass market, as I am highly interested in gay midget porn.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004

Ass Climber

A person who fucks someone so large that the next day they have to climb a mountain of ass just to get out of bed.

Dude, you're such an ass climber, that chick you picked up must have weighed over 400 pounds

by Mt. Everassed December 2, 2010

ass chunk

when you grunt a loaf and chunks of hardened poo drop into the toilet

"jon ate too much pasta and got ass chunks the next morning"

by Thugbunniefolife March 16, 2007