Clock block

Similar to cock block. When your boss sends you home for the rest of the week just a few hours short of overtime.

Bill: You working this weekend?
Joe: No, I got clock blocked, 38 hours. I work again on Monday.

by Blue Collared July 1, 2011

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Skull Block

Skull Blocking is when someone in #gen sends a video or image that blocks the screen from your image or message so you can’t get skulls.

Vuur “naruto but as naked!😂”
Real “random anime gif”
Vuur “@real don’t skull block me, move bro

by cried1911 May 3, 2023

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Somewhat similar effect a "Whiskey Dick" though instead of being unable to get erect do to too much alcohol consumption, the man in unable to ejaculate due to alcohol numbing any sensitivity in his member.

Guy 1 "After we got back to her place from the bar Justine and I went at it forever but I just couldn't cum. I ended up just giving up and rolling over."

Guy 2 "What was she just that bad?"

Guy 1 "No she was great, I was just scotch blocked like a motherfucker."

by QRant March 19, 2013

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Dyke Block

The act of foiling the sexual advances of butch lesbian to another woman.

I'm going to dyke block that butch from hitting on Earl's sister.

by Aaron The Terrible June 11, 2017

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cock block

The friend that you have nothing in common with, but you seem to wind up hanging out anyways. Often interested in space, fantasy games and gaining weight. Forms an impenetrable barrier between you and good looking women.

Wanna hang out with Sam?

That dude is the biggest cock block. Hell no.

by Brainstorm129 January 17, 2011

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