Chris Noyes

The classic dumbass college freshman. Loves to get blackout and vomit his alcoholic beverages wherever he goes. Usually fucks 6s or 7s. Sometimes referred to as: “retard”, or “Fucker with autism”.

Goddamnit it’s that retard Chris Noyes. He fucking sucks.

by Not here? March 10, 2020

Chris

Bandwagon name share on Instagram vibe like the rest. Only thing you have a small car and big boto.

Lemme post this name share Chris at Kaena Point on my bike ride hike, without killing native fauna or bees.

by pohukainacave November 22, 2021

Chris

A guy who shows up in your town unannounced and doesn't speak. Thinks Gracie has posted on here about him but never has. Thinks some just care about looks but it's not true. Keeps putting Gracie in no win situations where he always has the upper hand.

I saw chris at church but he wouldn't talk to me.

by Checkyospirit September 5, 2018

Chris Benjamins

Chris Benjamins is the definition of lit music

*Playing a song*
Yoo, that song is sooo Chris Benjamins.

by Imaneditor January 3, 2017

Chris Evans

The hottest daddiest man of all

Did you see that fine hunk of man Chris Evans?

by MrsEvans💔 May 22, 2021

Chris

Such a sexy guy no girls can get their eyes off him but he's concentrated on one girl

Girl 1: Chris is so hot i want him
Girl 2: No he's mine
Chris: Sorry but i'm in love with another girl

by ^(69 September 3, 2019

Chris Wallace

(n)(1) a dubious career move, particularly one that results in unintentional unemployment and public embarrassment
(n)(2) a person who commits (1)

"Hey, if you're going to quit your job, you might as well make it worthwhile and tell the whole world just what you think of your former employer. Yeah, go full Chris Wallace on them!"

by Mal Feasance April 21, 2022