Ten Bears

To describe something that has been done to a high degree.

"Dude, that girl is looking for as much free dick as Ten Bears"

by Young Sween January 26, 2009

Kayla Bear

A cute present that lesbians give to their girlfriends for either their birthdays or to try and get laid. The name is coined from a teddy bear dressed up like a girlfriend of a lesbian who hadn't been laid in months.

My girlfriend is the best! She gave me a Kayla Bear for my birthday, so I think I'll give her my virginity.

by CheesyMasterDebater July 28, 2010

Poochie bear

A strange form of cuddling between two middle age divorced parents that find love with a new person

Stop cuddling like that I'm only 10 you nasty poochie bear

by #SparkleButts March 04, 2017

hair bear bunch

A gay threesome, involving males with extra weight and body hair.

Look out! That Hair Bear Bunch is going at it again!

by ferdii6069 April 25, 2016

Bears Eat Beets

Bears, Beets, battlestar galactica

Jim: Fact, bears eat beets
Dwight: *sigh* no-
Jim: Bears, Beets, battlestar galactica

Dwight: wait What are you doing, this isnt funny.
Jim: *puts down a bobble head of himself*
Dwight: Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions families suffer ever year!!!
Jim: Michael!!
Dwight: Haha very funny... MICHAEL MICHAEL!!

by eden100123 December 30, 2020

Load Bearing Tendon

A Cock

Whoa, she was leaning on my load bearing tendon.

by TheGooch October 17, 2008

Load-Bearing Wall

A wall that bears the weight of a young boy’s cum loads. After too many years of pumping jizz into the crevices of the wall, the wall may collapse if it bears too many cream pies.

Big Easy: Dude I love pumping iron. Shit really gets me going. It’s like cumming. I love cumming all over the place.

Tyrant: Broski, you and my buddy should be friends then. He used to cum all over his load-bearing wall at home. It was basically a Catacumb in his room.

Big Easy: Looks like I found a new best friend.

by Stoney69 March 29, 2019