Donald Trump

(noun) A bloviating, puff adder sack of lies.

Coined by Micheal Stipe.

“Donald Trump is a bloviating, puff adder sack of lies.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Donald Trump

FUCKING DUMBASS BITCH ASS HOE

D. dpedophile
O. oidiot
N. nracist
A. afuckingnarcissist
L. lier IE "we're gonna build a wall" yeah, a crusty dusty musty old fence
D. dick

T. terrorist engager
R. really real hair :|
U. usucktrump
M. motherfuckingidiotwhocantgetanythingdone
P. PEDOPHILLEEE

Don't be such a Donald Trump
DUDE DID YOU SEE THAT Donald Trump??

by bagel bites January 12, 2021

trump lump

A absolutely useless person that just hangs around like dead weight and no one wants to be around.

He didn't even lift a finger to help. What a Trump lump!!

by AnneP May 3, 2018

donald trump

a literal fucking cheeto puff ass, crusty dusty, dirty, orange spray-tanned, mf oompa loompa who can't pronounce china right. don't support this ass hole. he is racist and homophobic, he's a pedophile, he has been charged with sexual assault, he wants to fuck his own daughter, he doesn't understand science, he is anti-mask, he doesn't pay his taxes, he can't run the country... so don't let him, and he is a disrespectful idiot. literally, his own wife is counting down the days till she can file for a divorce. o, and he is the same age as melania's parents.

fuck donald trump

ik bro, he's literally a whole ass cheeto puff for fucks sake.

by the fat ass truth January 11, 2021

Trump-in-the-Rump

The emotional, or sometimes physical, feeling of having been betrayed. Not a horrific feeling, like being stabbed in the back by your brother, but not a Circus-in-the Round pleasureable experience either. It is often accompanied by immeasurable disbelief.

Jeez... I went to the reading of my Gramdma's will. She gave all her money to her Hamster! It was a real Trump-in-the-Rump.

by ElCommissioner February 16, 2017

Donald Trump

Extremely orange. Like Orange to the level you have never seen.

Person: That crayon is very Donald Trump.

by LoLI'mSOOOOOOOOOFunny June 7, 2021

blind as a trump

Doing something stupid and self-destructive after being advised by many people not to. Refers to Donald Trump looking at the solar eclipse without eye protection.

Scientists: "make sure to not look directly at the sun, you should use proper eye protection."
Idiot: looks at sun, suffers eye damage "It hurts! I can't see anything! Whaaa"
Idiot's friend: "You're blind as a trump."

by dranalog August 22, 2017