five toed sloth 

Somebody who is incredibly lazy, always late, doesn't like to move, or is just slow in general.

it originates from the animals, the two-toed and three-toed sloths.

"'shit dude, Jed said he'd be here three hours ago, do you think he's ok?'

'man, he's fine, he's always late; he's like a fuckin' five toed sloth or something'"

five toed sloth by fivetoedsloth October 5, 2009

Pickle toes

When your toes are wedged into a tiny space (typically in a shoe) too much so they start to smell like pickle juice and spreading the nasty smell everywhere

"Ugh! Someone has bad pickle toes."

Pickle toes by 19lydlar May 1, 2020

dead toenail babies 

midget sized cat eaten toenail that live under your couch cushion

Don't look under the cushion.
Yeah, there are probably dead toenail babies under there

dead toenail babies by Super Joe The Frenchy looking guy May 17, 2008

toegazer

One who gazes at cameltoes.

I'm such a toegazer; it's all I do really.

toegazer by ripleynutz April 13, 2010

toebash 

The term used to describe when one kicks a ball with their toe.

Eddy tried to PASS the ball to Jerry but instead he toebashed it like there was no tomorrow.

toebash by raz999 July 12, 2014

Toeing 

The verb 'Toeing' refers to an act of foreplay of which shares the basis of fingering. However, instead of the stimulation preceding from the fingers to pleasure the receiver, the provider of the gratification will expertly utilise their toes in order to aid in the other's journey to euphoria.

Last night, me and my girlfriend tried out toeing for the first time... I forgot to wash my feet beforehand and I might have given her gangrene, whoops!

Toeing by Gamer God June 30, 2019

toes..gnf 

toes..gnf is so hot. but not only is she hot. they are also funny‼️‼️ so go follow them on tiktok.

“omg have you ever heard of toes..gnf??“
“no”
“Go follow them on tiktok they are so funny!!”

toes..gnf by toes..gnf July 6, 2021