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cracked fact

A 'fact' proposed by Cracked.com to be truthful but is in fact inherently specious.
Cracked fact - A sandwich started WW2
by Captain Conundrum February 9, 2014
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Can I crack

Welllll........ I saw 2 other definitions of "can I crack" on here..... but um some bop told me it means like if u say yes that mean your not dirty but if u say no it means you are dirty.... NOW that's im thinking about it I'm slow asf like wtfff... dead ass wtff is going on with me..and why tf would u look the definition up. Wtffffff yalllllllll I feel high.. DAILY REMINDER STOP LISTENING TO BOPS WHO NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER H.... sigh 😕 bops..
Bop: can I crack
You:no..?what does that even mean

Friend: if u say yes that means ur not dirty if u say no that means your dirty. So can I crack

You: ...yea ig?..
by Susan_williams February 2, 2025
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crack waxer

there are people who believe that they are so special that their shit does not smell. They are so obsessed with their self image in cocktail bars, fancy restaurants, places to be seen. They can't see how artificial they are. To stop their shit sticking they wax the crack of their ass
you are a person found hiding behind designer labels and insecurity, transparent, self important, selfish people who believe they are above anyone else. Go wax your ass, you crack waxer

ignorant, snob, self, self, self
by cider army February 8, 2008
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crack

4 grams of cash. such as $1,816.
hell ya playar, i gots that crack at tha pad.money
by 8legspyder December 24, 2009
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Crack

When using Lays French Onion Dip with Wavy Lays, you are eating Crack
by Scarfs April 6, 2025
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Crack patch

Somewhere a supplier/dealer has their customers work when they can't afford a hit but desperately fiend for.
She's got her crack patch kids working hard today , feeding her piggies and shoveling shit... For their shit lol
by Bubbles81 December 15, 2024
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Cracked

To have previously involved in intercourse with another person
Frat Boy: Yo I just cracked that bitch last night
by Azivanity August 16, 2025
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