one blood

When Your On Birth Control Pills and You Get Your Period Once A Year

"Heey giiirl,I took birth control pills so I got one blood."

by alden herrera July 28, 2006

one pump jump

A guy that makes a girl wish she had never taken off her underwear. He's in and done in one pump. A total waste of a girl's time.

Selene was looking forward to the night and expected a night of great sex. However, the guy turned out to be a one pump jump and ruined the entire night.

by Selin, Amada and Esmer May 10, 2004

One Sip Wonder

A person who can't hold their liquor; someone who's drunk after one sip of beer.

Brady: I feel like laughing right now, I'm so hammered.
Quincy: You're a one sip wonder.

by Australopithecus Garhii October 14, 2009

pinch one off

1. To quickly squeeze out a shit
2. To pinch off the end of a rather large shit in order to be done quicker.

Jerry had to pinch one off as the game started in ten minutes.

by Anonymous April 12, 2003

i am not the one

A way of saying "don't f*&%$ with me" if someone is trying to start shit with you in any way shape or form or I will retaliate.

Vonshay was tryin' to be up in my shit, and I'm like, bitch I am NOT the one.

by Ekeoutmyisis March 12, 2016

One Eye High

When you get so high its hard to keep both eyes open so you close one and keep one open

Max is going to keep smoking pot till he reaches the level of the one eye high

by maxxxxxxx111 February 05, 2009

Pulling a green one on

A specific kind of strawman that consists in lying about someone's behavior, rendering them evil and playing the victim in order to gain the trust and empathy of other people all while taking revenge by making people hate the targeted person

-Hadil : He's lying, I did not abuse him He is just pulling a green one on me

by Memorials October 03, 2020