People with this name are usueally A lying bitch. Manipulative and controlling. Tends to say the doesn't give a shit when the really does. Clinically psychotic. Trys to kill people. Goes to psych ward alot. Don't hang around people like them. Drop all Chris's.
Girl1:Chris is so amazing, I just love him so much
Girl2:dude grow up, he's a lying scumbag, I dated him for a year don't get with him. He's not all he's cut out to be.
Girl3:she right boo
Girl2:dude grow up, he's a lying scumbag, I dated him for a year don't get with him. He's not all he's cut out to be.
Girl3:she right boo
by Skank_Neveraeehhh December 04, 2018
Kyle: Chris you look like a fag in those jeans.
Chris: Thanks! They are stretchy so it makes it easier to suck off guys.
Chris: Thanks! They are stretchy so it makes it easier to suck off guys.
by BoohooHater October 03, 2022
A Chris is annoying little spastic. A Chris would always talk annoying things over the phone and when it comes to life he would run away. Chris is a small little virgin that will never get a girlfriend
by BillIsMyGuy September 18, 2020
Chris is a very attractive person. His brown eyes, brownish black swooped hair, and toned body with abs. His soft voice makes every girl melt. He’s super sweet and kind once you meet him. Don’t get on Chris’ bad side. When he even stares at a girl, that girl is very lucky. He’s tall and athletic and somewhat smart but he is also a chill dude. He loves to play video games with his friends. Girls like him but he only likes one girl. He is willing to always be there for her and protect her. That girl, is very lucky.
Boy 1: Aye bro, is it just me or do I see Chris staring at that girl all the time?
Boy 2: I see that too...
Boy 2: I see that too...
by ShortShortGurl143 January 03, 2019
by itbemeyo December 31, 2017
The name of a person who has a really odd haircut, usually with a resemblance to a helmet. They can also be described as having a “Joe Dirt” hairstyle. Chris also loves to shit his pants in class and shoot smoogers from his nostrils. Chris is overall a solid dude and tends to get girls but never knows how to approach the situation.
by Jerwinastocus July 12, 2021
An extremely hot man who is the most epic boyfriend ever. A chris will protect you with his extremely large muscles and huge courage. He is the sexiest man who is 9000 IQ and a multibillionare. If you find a chris you should make him ur boyfriend ASAP.
by igbnjfirenfjfvei January 15, 2021