A phrase used to show puzzlement over an occurrence. Oftentimes in the show South Park it is spoken by a character after they have seen a parody of something commonplace in our society. In such instances it often draws attention to how out of the ordinary accepted actions can be.
*group of punk-kids walk and perform a complicated street dance*
When someone has the worst case of blue balls, that they spontaneously ejaculate on there keyboard whilst in voice chat with people, hence The Dirty Jay.
flea: "omg did you hear that Kevin did The Dirty Jay! on Discord last night?"
N. Where a woman is kneeling down with her back towards her partner and manually masturbates him over-the-shoulder style. First attempted at a Texas MFA program.
At first I thought my lover was turning around to leave. But it turns out she was just getting into position to give me the slippery javelin.
A sex position in which you cover your penis in any flavor of jelly or peanut butter, and your sex partner licks off said jelly or peanut butter. If you can get one... you have much yoloswag.
Bob: Damn bro, that girl gave me The Quay Job last night, there was no jelly or peanut butter left when she was done.
Joe: Lucky bastard.