You Must.
"You got to chill your glass to shield your bears BUT in the hot glass hurricanes, YOU MUST SHIELD YOUR BEARS!"
by The Tubular Moon Band April 11, 2009
Get the Shield Your Bearsmug. A part man, bear, and pig being. This is a freakish looking being that can only show its face during the day, because at night it becomes a very ugly, human...eww..gross.. I know this is very scary. This ugly being could just stay as a man bear pig instead of this ugly human form. If seen, do not approach, as man bear pig will pluck your eyes out and eat you.. Shes a bastard..
by J J December 7, 2006
Get the man bear pigmug. by One who made Curtis his prag. January 6, 2005
Get the Bear All Blitzmug. I was thinking about going on a hiking trip in May, but thought I should consult with a few bear defense experts. I posted on three internet forums and now I'm set!
by Glothor October 25, 2010
Get the bear defense expertsmug. A drink consisting of all of the regular ingredients for a margarita. However, rather than lime juice, the salt is stuck to the rim using one's own urine.
Logan: "Yo Raul, why are you drinking so much water?"
Raul: "Gonna make us like 12 Bear Grylls' Margaritas, you feel me?"
Raul: "Gonna make us like 12 Bear Grylls' Margaritas, you feel me?"
by Dopeboy Loquan October 4, 2012
Get the Bear Grylls' Margaritamug. A EXTREMELY deadly CANADIAN weapon that fires a 5 ton ball the size of an egg at a top speed of 500 miles per hour.
Im gonna get me my polar bear 500 and shoot me some beavers eh? Then take them back to the lodge and fry dem babies up. Maybe make me a fur skin coot..maybe even a parka!What ya think aboot that eh?!
Get the Polar bear 500mug. 
Get the Load Bearing Tendonmug.