Double punch

A secret taekwondo move where you punch simultaneously with both hands, making it nearly impossible to defend in any situation.

Also a well known dance move popularized in Mexico.
Bad guy: I am robbing you

Not bad guy: *double punches in the direction of the attacker

Bad guy: *gets confused and leaves
by davefromcanada February 19, 2024
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Double punch

A secret taekwondo move where you punch simultaneously with both hands, making it nearly impossible to defend in any situation.

Also a well known dance move popularized in Mexico.
Bad guy: I am robbing you

Not bad guy: *double punches in the direction of the attacker

Bad guy: *gets confused and leaves
by davefromcanada February 19, 2024
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Tongue Punch ur Fart Box

To jab/stab someone multiple times in their anal cavity with your tongue
Hooker: Baby please don’t go there

Chaz: Why not I just wanna tongue punch ur fart box
by Fuckthatnoise October 05, 2021
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Dick Punch

When a dude takes his dick and swirls it around in the punch bowl at a party. Thus creating a dick flavored punch for all party goers to enjoy.
-Bro I totally just ruined the punch, make sure to stay away from it.
-Dude what did you do?
-I used my dick as a stir stick, and made some dick punch.
by Merry_Dickmas December 12, 2022
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Punch Your Ticket

to commit suicide by shooting yourself in the head.
don't Punch Your Ticket tonight bro
by coolpotatoe724 April 21, 2025
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tounge punch the mudstar

Tounge punch the mudstar: To lick and dart your tounge to and in the asshole.
"Bend over and spread your cheeks , I wanna tounge punch your mudstar!"

"I wanna tounge punch your mudstar!"

Booty, Butthole, Asshole, Poopshoot, Tounge Punch the Mudstar
by ThaJtrain December 29, 2016
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jerking in the punch-bowl

It is similar to poisoning the well. An act of claiming a good thing for the sake of owning it and ruining the fun for everyone else.
Person 1: The guy who copyrighted the Happy Birthday song was an ass.
Person 2: Yeah, he was really jerking in the punch-bowl.
by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020
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