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national post your dick day

by dezzoo September 5, 2022
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post-taedium

The act of analyzing why you were bored after finding something to do.
This is taken from Latin “post-mortem,” with death being replaced with boredom. (That should be pretty self explanatory for any dumbasses out there reading this.)
your name here!: “Damn, did I really have shit all to do while I was laying in bed? I could’ve jerked off or something, but instead I’m here post-taedium playing some games.”
by Oklahoma Anal Man March 22, 2024
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Post-term abortsch

What you plead when you go to trial for killing your child. Or what you threaten when your kids are being assholes.
I will absolutely Post-Term Abortsch you if you continue throwing those Cheerios on the floor.
by BIGDRYWAFF March 4, 2023
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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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post on IG reels

Post on insta / instagram/ reels is what someone says when they watch a tiktok they don't like (usually for a dumb reason).
Instagram comments are much harsher and they want to see someone's downfall.
Person 1 : (sees a plus size content creator getting compliments)

Types "post on ig reels"
by ClownCat January 15, 2024
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A day on August 24th where you post on your social media who you want
James: Today's national post who you want day, i'm gonna post Elise.
Elise: *see's post
*Elise and james starts dating a week later
by UndercoverMademan August 9, 2019
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post your type day

The day you post a image or video of someone who resembles your type

Example: a celebrity, your partner etc
Central cee is my type i should post him for post your type day
by Camjune June 11, 2024
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