A phenomenon, that occurs in most teenage boys. Who literally think about wanking all day every day, apart from when they are actually wanking. Wank Brain means the teenager is in a constant state of thinking about and longing for the next wank.
Mother to her friend. Timmy always seems so distant, he hardly communicates . If I ask him to do the dishes, he never does and says he, didn't hear me ask him. Friend. It sounds like he has Wank Brain, he will grow out of it eventually.
by CanucksEdge July 20, 2022
The lack of brain cells due to years of smoking marijuana. Causing small brain decisions with minimal thought about the actual outcome.
by The Dog Father January 17, 2023
by Captain_skrillex November 10, 2008
Homework brain. The condition where you spend so much time doing homework you develop temporary Down Syndrome.
by MizuMizu July 21, 2023
by Mashaaaaaa September 26, 2021
by judgers'judge April 26, 2019
After my run yesterday, I spent half an hour wandering around the grocery store trying to decide what to eat for dinner, only to remember that I had just gone to the grocery store that morning. So then I went to In-n-Out. I think I'm coming down with a case of Runner's Brain.
by An Avid Runner April 08, 2013