Skip to main content

Fiction on the Fly 

(1) the less-than-honest but tried-and-true method used by married spouses for dealing with an indiscretion; a more sophisticated version of "thinking out loud"

(2) the time-honored technique used by politicians, lawyers and publicists to add sunshine to a murky situation or deflect attention

(3) a rhetorical device employed by men to cover a wide range of pre- and post-romantic interludes

(4) the immediate and often creative explanation to something you have no clue about

Etymology - derived from the David Mamet comedy, State and Main (2000); William H. Macy character Walt Price: It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction.”
Mark Antony - “Those are some crazy pheromones on your perfumed sails. Mrs. Philopator, you're trying to seduce me.”

Cleopatra (in her best fiction on the fly) – “Don’t be silly sweetie. It’s just an old Ptolemaic dynasty tradition. Your imagination is more fertile than the Nile River. ”

“Damn you and your Fiction on the Fly. You WERE checking that girl out. It had nothing to do with your claims about Tim Gunn and loving fashion."

“I’m sorry baby. It just slipped. Maybe we can use a safe word next time.” (most overheard--and overused--fiction on the fly)

“Yes. I googled my tweet and discovered that my linkedin got facebooked. How many pieces of social networking flair are you wearing today? “

"That Governor Sanford needs to work on both his TMI and Fiction on the Fly. Damn."

Tea on the rocks. 

When one inserts their testicles into an unsuspecting guest's drink before serving it to them.

To "Tea Bag" a drink.
When Jeff saw his ex at a bar he gave her a Tea on the Rocks.
Tea on the rocks. by SI_Ex_Pat January 15, 2010

Wacky on the Junk 

The state of behavior where someone is either obviously lying (poorly), misinformed, has a few nuts loose, about ready to black-out, is acting off-the-wall, was just tazed, drugged-up or actually 'on the junk' (heroin).
Dude #1: "Hey, look at Kevin over there jumping around like he's a freaking kangaroo!" Dude #2: "Yeah...must be wacky on the junk!"

Driving On The Shoulder 

Passing gas when you need to take a huge dump, typically smelling much worse than a normal fart.
I need to drop a huge dumper so every time I rip ass I'm driving on the shoulder.
Driving On The Shoulder by Rando432 September 16, 2010

get on the horse 

Oy bro, are you gonna get on the horse tonight?
I've been on the horse since last weekend!
get on the horse by Auren C November 15, 2010

pussy on the premises 

Living with a girl such that sex is readily available
Dag yo, you livin' with Hannah? Man you got pussy on the premises!