pol off

Short form for police officer.

Emily used to be a pol off but Monica got her fired.

Kez: “ Em why did you get fired?”
Em: “Mon said i wasn’t a good enough pol off.”

by Swiffyloverboy February 13, 2018

off the corner

streetwise

He'll know that gold jewelry is fake because he 's from off the corner.

by down 4 the cause January 18, 2017

Dork-off

When two or more people who possess similar passionate tastes in various hobbies, areas of study and other pursuits deemed "dorky" or "nerdy" engage in a non-sanctioned competition wherein the winner is crowned by their superior knowledge in said category.

We had a total dork-off while discussing trilobites and animal bones at the gem and mineral show.

by Skulldogman February 7, 2017

A wank off

When 2 dudes rival eachother in penis size so they battle wanking eachother off to see who cums first.

"brooo, Jeremy and Dave are doing a wank off again"

"I wonder who's gonna win this one"

by The_one_and_only🍑🥇 December 10, 2019

Jug-off

Titwank titjob

I asked my mate Tom to install a Hive thermostat, and as payment i said my girlfriend will give him a jug-off

by Dave the rave! December 13, 2019

Wood off

A phrase used to tell someone to go away in a joking and cheeky manner.

A: “Hey can u give me a tenner?”
B: “Wood off!”

by Joleeee January 10, 2020

Off That Crack

Smoking Crack

Crillbilly: Yea bro Im off that crack.

Me: Fuck you crackhead.

by MeanChinese January 11, 2020