nut and dash

Nut and dash is a last priority when paying for a check alone or when you have no money to pay for your meal

Sue: last night when I was working my shit someone left some white stuff all over the check book but there was no money
Josh: uhh you know what that is
Sue what?
Josh you just had a nut and dash...

by Woahfacts---686 May 21, 2018

Nut-tastic

A figure or object in which one may nut (ejaculate) to. Not necessarily a person, could be an object like a sofa or TV

'Ah, bro, this new television of yours is nut-tastic'

'That Piper Perri girl is fucking nut-tastic bro, she's so hot.'

by OneAndOnlyKayang April 19, 2019

nut ruff

dandruff for the nether regions

he has some serious nut ruff

by BeckGer May 19, 2017

Butt Nuts

its where you have your testicles surgically removed (by a doctor) and placed in to your ass cheeks to supply padding and comfort when I sit or lay

"I went to the doctors and had Butt Nuts now its less painful when I fall on my ass and more comfort when I sit down"

by Sargent Gamer May 30, 2016

Wing-nut

A person with one nut and, or one larger in size than the other

Poor guy has a wing-nut

by Kitttkat November 23, 2021

Nut chopper

A woman that tries to emasculate a man. She literally nags u until u physically feel like uve been kicked in the nuts.

My ex wife is a real nut chopper. Aka ball buster.

by CovidCreston July 10, 2020

wanker nut

when colemun doesn’t listen to mckenna

“hey colemun i said put down nuggets you wanker nut”

by mario’s December 23, 2021