Rocky Mountain Massacre

A group of varsity football players in 2020 from Rocky Mountain high school, in Fort Collins Colorado all tag teamed a trans band kid in the fossil locker rooms.

Yo did you hear about the Rocky Mountain Massacre!

by Masterdisaster February 17, 2023

Emma Mountebank

The picture perfect girl who takes a summer job at Hackett's Quarry, making men and women become starstruck. She becomes #1 hottest werewolf abuser while breaking hearts. Her hobbies are stealing and collecting love interests like Pokémon cards and plugging in her onlyfans whenever she can.

Person 1: I heard Halston Sage is in the Quarry
Person 2: Hell yea, I'd let Emma Mountebank slash my tires and eat me alive

by Master of bears March 7, 2023

smoky mountain giraffe

A Smoky mountain giraffe is a person who is extremely high on drugs

That guy is high as a Smoky mountain giraffe. Your mom is a Smoky mountain giraffe

by Doc Obvious April 10, 2023

poon mountain

Party boots

“I can’t find my poon mountains!”

by Poon Joyce Mountain April 24, 2023

dildo mountain

A golf course so brutal that after the round, you feel like you’ve been riding an ginormous anal dildo for 4+ hours

I can’t play Dildo Mountain again as I need to be able to walk.

by Yakthis April 30, 2023

balls mountain

The Best Geometry Dash level, behind lodin da fish washer

bro i beat balls mountain by Pinecones!

BRO BOFL ORANGES HOT CHOCOLATE CANADA FR????

by MindGD May 2, 2023

Turkey Mountain

When you sit backwards on the toilet and take a ginormous shit

I just took my lunch break and left a huge Turkey mountain.

by Powderpuff guy June 8, 2023