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Carl Justine

A guy that knows how to respect and love, but he's scared to fell out of love that's why he doesn't want to find love for him. Carl Justine is a bit bitter person. He's a bit socialize with the people love stories from other people. He's literally smart enough to impress a girl. And says he hate life but also scared to die.
Carl Justine love to call by his first name; Carl
by hahahatae October 28, 2021
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jastinate

To anally violate someone with a foreign object, as with a flagpole, broom, etc.
Sherri came flying out of nowhere and before I knew it I had been jastinated.
by Michelle September 10, 2003
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butt jousting

The act of two men. Both men have dildos sticking out of their assholes fighting for the dominate male to have leisurely consensual sex with the lovely madien.
Jake I shall win this duel of butt jousting with my shining vibrating dildo to have the best sex with this woman.
by sexy_sara21 October 16, 2013
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Social Justice Couch Potato

A Social Justice Couch Potato (SJCP) is a Social Justice Warrior (SJW) that does absolutely nothing about the social injustices they dislike. Most SJW's are actually SJCP's.
"I'm such an Social Justice Warrior."
"No, all you do is sit there and complain. You're more of an Social Justice Couch Potato . . . "
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Lance of Justice

When a man is about to reach his climax during traditional sex, he pulls his penis out of the womans vagina and inserts it into her anus to orgasm while shouting "lance of justice!"
Jesus, my ass really hurts from that lance of justice josh gave me last night.
by hkrazy October 17, 2009
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The White Staff of Justice

The White Staff of Justice is defined as a pet name for a white man's cock when having sex with a black woman.
Dave slayed his woman with the "The White Staff of Justice" forever changing her mind about white men and their cocks.
by DWN2 May 22, 2016
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Jostin

Is a funny, caring, lovable, pervertic, sexy, romantic character. He is attractive and may have a complicated relationship. he may have been through a lot. He is daring tough and romantic. He is very romantic he may tell you how much he loves you and tell you that you are beautiful. He may be in a relationship for years but is really in love with his best friend that is a girl. His best friend is the perfect on for him but he stays undecided. He is a huge flirt but....he only loves his best friend. He may have abs and a rock hard body. He can make someone smile everyday he thinks about him. He will never forget who he loves. He is very quiet at first but is a nice trustworthy guy once you get to know him. And he wants to tell his best friend that he has feelings for her too. He has a big heart for everyone. he might be a trouble maker but he can behave if he tries he is not the smartest but can play well in soccer. And he has to be Latino. Anyone who is best friends with a Jostin is very lucky to have a friend like him. The love of his life loves him too and they are meant to be they are far apart physically but mentally they are close. A Jostin will never let the love of his life down.
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by Jenni G November 12, 2013
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