Pink Martini Haircut

When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.

The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.

Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.

TONY : What did you do?

Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut

Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now

by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022

Pink jelly bean

This has only 2 meanings: 1: Is another word for having genital herpes Warts / std . Usually means a clitoris is no longer a Fresh berry it has ‘crusted over’ like a jelly bean from having too much unprotected sex. Often used as a mild insult to describe diseased vagina . 2: It can also mean someone who is a so jealous to the point their face turns a flushed pink, meaning really jealous a red faced person usually female who is a hater

She had a pink jelly bean thats why they all left her thats why she gets jealous seeing happy couples

by Berrymuncher September 14, 2020

Pink Snuggy

Another term to describe soaking, (a Mormon way to skirt sex prior to marriage)

Damn I’m in need of a pink snuggy, hopefully Jessica is game.

by Peanut MM November 6, 2025

pink wizard’s cave

A cave where the wizard of female anatomy lives.

It’s wet and sticky in the pink wizard’s cave

by Hunter duckett February 20, 2019

pink rod of fury

The Pink Rod of Fury (or PROF) is a cheap pink child's fishing rod that, paradoxically, is able to slay fish in far greater numbers and size than it's flimsy construction would suggest.

Thought to have magical powers ... though there are in fact many PROFs in circulation.

Make sure the Pink Rod Of Fury is in the boat! I wanna be eating me some fish for dinner hombre.

by H34VY D February 6, 2023

pink gonzalez

when you are having sex with another and she or he screams "what are you doing to me!" in a scared tone.

When I hook up with a girl I give it to her until she has a pink gonzalez.

by master gonzalez August 6, 2014

pink hand

A pencil pusher. Someone who doesn’t get their hands dirty, nor does any form of manual or physical labor. A person with no experience as a handy man.

Person One : “What brings you to the area?”

Person Two : “Well my brothers a pink hand so I’m here doing some maintenance work on his property for him.”

by Weird12u May 28, 2018