Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man who is masturbating unintentionally cums in his own face by accident, such as by sneezing for example, performing a self-inflicted money shot unintentionally. The term originates from episode 121 of the once popular Internet Box Podcast where the titular Mr Kroon divulged his extracurricular misadventures.
I once saw a guy perform the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, how do you wash cum out of hair? Asking for a friend.
by JustForThis July 23, 2022
Get the Mike Kroon Money Shotmug. 1: where were you last night
2: i was talking on my blue money phone
1: you were at the bank?
2: i was at the bank.
2: i was talking on my blue money phone
1: you were at the bank?
2: i was at the bank.
by Count Orlok February 14, 2024
Get the blue money phonemug. When you have money left over after paying all the bills so you can buy something extra, like lip gloss.
by Major headache March 22, 2025
Get the Lipgloss moneymug. by perksofbeingsidnee January 1, 2018
Get the racin to the moneymug. "What about the money in Blackwater??"
"Forget that, it’s gone. You talk like it’s the only goddamn money in the world!!!"
"Forget that, it’s gone. You talk like it’s the only goddamn money in the world!!!"
by Kriminat0r February 16, 2025
Get the What about the money in Blackwater?mug. 
My friend complained about not having enough money, and then proceeded to buy more money... WAIT WHAT
by omega3fattyacids December 30, 2023
Get the moneymug.