Cunt-rag

A wiping implement for use following a particularly vicious gangbang.

Sally, despite her extreme exhaustion, grabbed her cunt-rag quickly before the 5 gallons of semen dripped from her woman-hole.

by Jesus-sauce March 26, 2008

Cunting Shoes

Shoes designed for a cunt punt. i.e. steel toe boots, Docs.

That chick is a bitch! Guess we better put on our cunting shoes...we're gonna cunt punt tonight!

by PiratesLifeForMe_AAR April 16, 2008

cat's cunt

Another classic term for something that there is nothing better than. Bee's knees is the more commonly known synonym.

"I like your slacks."

"Yeah dude they're the cat's cunt!"

by Cuntdy June 24, 2008

Cunt Drunk

Intoxicated by fanny, particularly during early stages of a new relationship with a cracking bird, incapable of rational thought owing to proximity to and availability of regular gash. Can also be applied to people overcome by proximity to minor celebrities.

Ever since meeting Candy, John had been too cunt drunk to do any meaningful work on his novel.

by Bronze John December 21, 2008

Cunt Bun

A type of hair style for a man where they usually have long hair on top tied into a bun or small pony tail, whilst having the backs and sides of their hair very short.

This haircut is usually accompanied by a man with a cunt-like personality.

An example of this hairstyle can be seen on Proudlock from Made In Chelsea.

"Look at that schweff with a cunt bun"
"Yeah, I bet he is such a dick"

by harry20larry November 9, 2014

Massive cunt

A massive cunt. Someone who does the most cunty moves from bailing on his mates 24/7 to choosing to do lab work over the lads. This person cannot help their own actions but the friendship group that they maintain realise that they are more cunty than they ever realise! They think it's normal behaviour, but fuck them it's not. A massive cunt needs to be peer pressured all the time by stubborn friends to crack their shell, not to mention the fact they lose their virginity at an extremely late age and only get a good dress sense my age 18 at the earliest.

Can also mean a massive vagina but if your the first meaning then you may never see one all your life as massive cunts can die virgins.

OH MY GOD! That Thomas guy is a massive cunt! He just chose fucking chemistry over his mates.

FUCK ME! That girl last night had a massive cunt. Thomas would never know though would he? #dieavirgin

by Luke Smithson444 August 13, 2016

Cunt Muncher

A person who acts like a know it all dick head. A Cunt Muncher thinks they are intellectually superior than everyone else but in reality they are just a huge faggot that doesn't know shit.

I wish these fedora wearing cunt munchers would just shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up you cunt Muncher

by Bloodlesskills June 10, 2016