Beer Beggar

Someone who thinks that just because you brought beer to a social outing that is an opportunity to come over and drink beer for free. Usually not from your geographic area. They will usually introduce themselves and then immediately ask for a complimentary beverage. After this they quickly excuse themselves and rejoin their own friends. They repeat this process over and over again approaching a different friend of yours each time, until your beer supply is exhausted.

Hey man what's up? My name Jc and I'm from South Congress, got a beer I can have? I'm not a beer beggar, I will get you back as soon as I get a car and some money!

by meanbird August 24, 2011

One Beer Asshole

An extremely mean and lightweight drinker.

Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!

by fred ledge September 11, 2011

beer beav

When a woman gets a yeast infection after getting eaten out by a beer drinker.

I accidentally gave my girlfriend beer beav after chugging Natty Lights all night.

by palabrameister January 25, 2023

Barq's Root Beer

The poor man's Mug Root Beer for when you just want a large-ass $1 infinitely refillable cup from McDonald's to sit down with in the bathroom drinking enough root beer to be consistently pissing into and flooding the urinals from 3 feet away, destroy you kidneys and ruining everyone else's McBathroom experience

You know, I'm a mug fan, but damn, on any good day Barq's Root Beer's the SHIT

by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 27, 2023

February Beer

A non-alcoholic beer to be enjoyed during dry February. Which is better than dry January because its shorter.

Do you have any February Beer? Im on the wagon, thanks!

by Higross February 6, 2023

Beer Fart

Beer-Fart: (1) A wet fart, (when one farts and realizes that it was not just gas.

(2) Wet smelly flatulence that also contains loose bowels.

As in: Hey Dustin, why you walking so funny? Man, I just had a beer Fart and stained my underwear.

by KillerBebe February 21, 2023

Beer Friday

The best night to have a beer or 2. Either it be by yourself or with a couple of buddies.
A beer or 2 can usually turn into 8 or 9 but there is nothing wrong with that because it’s a Friday.

It’s almost Beer Friday!

by Haveabeerhaveaday October 24, 2023