winnie the goo bear

A sexual act involving honey. The male, once he nears climax, inserts his member in a bowl/jar/pot of honey. The more viscous the better. As he ejaculates the seed will be trapped within a protective bubble of delicious honey, creating an enjoyable experience for both partners.

"I can't get my girl to swallow!"

"Introduce her to winnie the goo bear, she won't be able to say no!"

by YeezusChrist November 27, 2013

man bear pig

A part man, bear, and pig being. This is a freakish looking being that can only show its face during the day, because at night it becomes a very ugly, human...eww..gross.. I know this is very scary. This ugly being could just stay as a man bear pig instead of this ugly human form. If seen, do not approach, as man bear pig will pluck your eyes out and eat you.. Shes a bastard..

Dude that girl in our class is a total man bear pig.. Oh shit.. it's night time.

by J J December 7, 2006

Bear All Blitz

What fags like Prag Curtis do in NFL2k5 non-stop to be cheap and win a game.

Prag Curtis doesn't do anything but Bear All Blitz when he is on the defense.

by One who made Curtis his prag. January 6, 2005

Bear Grylls' Margarita

A drink consisting of all of the regular ingredients for a margarita. However, rather than lime juice, the salt is stuck to the rim using one's own urine.

Logan: "Yo Raul, why are you drinking so much water?"
Raul: "Gonna make us like 12 Bear Grylls' Margaritas, you feel me?"

by Dopeboy Loquan October 4, 2012

bear defense experts

Everyone in every outdoors forum on the internet.

I was thinking about going on a hiking trip in May, but thought I should consult with a few bear defense experts. I posted on three internet forums and now I'm set!

by Glothor October 25, 2010

Polar bear 500

A EXTREMELY deadly CANADIAN weapon that fires a 5 ton ball the size of an egg at a top speed of 500 miles per hour.

Im gonna get me my polar bear 500 and shoot me some beavers eh? Then take them back to the lodge and fry dem babies up. Maybe make me a fur skin coot..maybe even a parka!What ya think aboot that eh?!

by Tyler the freakin man who has a huge cock...and nuts that are astronomicaly big. May 13, 2005

Bears Eat Beets

Bears, Beets, battlestar galactica

Jim: Fact, bears eat beets
Dwight: *sigh* no-
Jim: Bears, Beets, battlestar galactica

Dwight: wait What are you doing, this isnt funny.
Jim: *puts down a bobble head of himself*
Dwight: Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions families suffer ever year!!!
Jim: Michael!!
Dwight: Haha very funny... MICHAEL MICHAEL!!

by eden100123 December 30, 2020