baby cult

Baby cult is a group of people on TikTok that make jewelry out of tiny plastic baby’s . These people are currently at war with worm in a string cult who make jewelry out of and worship worms on a string
Baby cult will murder every worm on a string cultist
by Baby cultist 69 November 3, 2019
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baby jesus

Mary was still a virgin and wasn't ready for sex, so she gave him a baby jesus.
by Pilot K October 14, 2013
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baby powder

Yo man you got any baby powder?
by missourimaniac May 13, 2005
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Blood Baby

A baby born whilst her/his mother is on her period. Thus, when s/he is born, she is covered in blood. The effect is especially pronounced on children born to women with heavy flows.
Nurse: "Oh my God, she's birthed Satan!"

Doctor: "Calm down, that's just a blood baby."
by GoonGoblin8 October 18, 2010
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shower babies

This one time at band camp, i was scrubbing my balls and before i knew it, i had produced many shower babies.
by cyber thug December 22, 2008
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Baby Eater

This is a general person who has a fond desire to devour not only the flesh, but also the souls of small infants. There are many ways in which you can do this.
1.The first way is to find some one known as a "noob." This person will be a useful asset in order to draw the soul out of the delicious baby. So the "noob" will quickly gallop in circles like a horse around the baby spraying noobsauce on the baby, around the baby, and through the baby. After the baby is thoroughly covered in a thick layer of noobsauce, the baby should have start crying. This is now when you come into it. You quickly use an action figure of "Master Chief" to cheer up the baby. At this time the baby's soul will be at its most vulnerable time. When the baby starts laughing, this is when you grab him by the head and quickly slide him down your throat. If all of this has been done correctly, the baby's soul should now be trapped within your loins ready to be put into use anytime you need it.

2. This new way requires you to get the baby into an extreme state of joy. To do this you may want to take him to a live performance of Barney or the Teletubies. Once you can tell on the joyometer that was implanted into the back of the infant's skull that he has come to an extreme state of joy, you will be able to carefully extract the soul of the child. To do this you will need to put on heat resistant gloves and grab the baby. After this you must continue to vigorously shake the baby. You will continue shaking until you see the baby's eyes roll back into his head and a white gaseous form will escape through his mouth. You now take out your butterfly net and trap the white form in it not allowing it to touch your skin, for this white form is now at its most lethal state. Once all this has been done, you can now carefully devour the white form which is the baby's soul.

BABY EATER!!!
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Paper Baby

A baby that is real only on paper for tax benefit or tax evasion purposes. A method of receiving a child tax credit.
"I went down to the hospital, talked to the nurse I know and she made a paper baby for me".
by Brent Danz February 2, 2006
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