ass garage 

When you pack six or more fat people in a station wagon for more than an hour.

"Holy shit, did you see that car?"

"Hell, yeah, it was a total ass garage."

ass garage by pyroblack December 19, 2007

ass lawn 

Hair on the ass. Either on the butt cheeks or close to the rectum.

-Dude, my girlfriend has a lot of ass lawn.
-Tell that bitch to shave!

ass lawn by Assgina Man January 14, 2008

ass-tatt 

tattoo of an American flag on your ass

Wow, nice ass-tatt. I can't believe how more American you are than me.

ass-tatt by Ryan Shannon March 27, 2008

ass champion 

One who excels in mimicking the attributes or qualities of an asshole.

Had I wanted to hear a bunch of shit, I would have squatted myself. Get the fuck out of here, ass champion.

ass champion by SvenTwelve May 23, 2008

Ass-miles 

1: A unit of measurement designed to express the level of experience of a sexually explicit nature, most often used in the profession of butt-pirating.

2: A reference to any distance transversed that requires unnecessary amounts of effort.

1: "I say, Nigel, wouldn't you agree that Ian has attained more ass-miles than Christian on their butt-pirating expeditions?"
"Mmm, quite."

2: Taylor put up a rather large fuss, one that was quite warranted for the amount of ass-miles he was required to bike.

Ass-miles by Abby and Neal June 18, 2008

ass flute 

1) (v.) To blow smoke up one's ass.

2) (n.) Someone who blows smoke up their ass for person gain or advancement.

Jack is such and ass flute.

ass flute by hard worker November 6, 2008

ass chair

a padded chair of which as been sat on for so long that there is an imprint of the user's butt in th chair.

dude1- "i got off the sofa the other day, and left the perfect imprint of my butt in the padding!"

dude2- "you've got yourself an ass chair!"

ass chair by realcelestialphoenix March 17, 2009