Anal Lickin' Good

So good, you could lick a mans anus for free.

That chicken is anal lickin' good. Hey Bob, get over here and take off your pants...

by Fluffy Bunny Rape lick December 18, 2008

Anal Latte Art

When a girl has diarrhea so she does a headstand and lets it sit on top of her anus. The guy will then shoot his load into the dark creamy liquid and tries to make a design.

Bob: hey Jim how’s the coffee business going?
Jim: I decided to bring it into the bedroom with Stacy and we did Anal Latte Art last night

by CoffeeBoi69 February 15, 2020

cranial anal ectomy

when someone needs to have their head surgically removed from their ass

Check out that guy he has got his head shoved up his ass so far he needs a glass stomach so he can see where he is going, He would be a prime candidate for a cranial anal ectomy

by Heywood Ja blowmee January 11, 2012

Anal Rape Cellotape

A word you can shout out at random and it's funny because it rhymes! It works well with "Ring Sting". A very good way to amuse friends

Danny: DUDE
Sam: What?
Danny: ANAL RAPE CELLOTAPE
Sam: HAHAHA DUDE THATS SO FUNNY!

by Danny!!! March 7, 2011

anal chainsaw massacre

the practice of wrapping ones penis in aluminum foil and then proceeding to viciously thrust it into a girlfriend or spouses' anus.

oh sharon! you promised you'd let me anal chainsaw massacre you tonight!

by the_carpenter March 30, 2009

anal cream pie

term given after you cum in an asshole

wow check out that anal cream pie

by todd page June 5, 2004

Anal Kidney Punching

sticking your cock so far up a chicks ass that you poke her kidney and she pisses blood

guy1: what are you doing tonight?

guy2: oh my woman wanted mo to practice my Anal Kidney Punching.

guy1: oh....

guy2: yea she says im really close but no blood yet.

by samtheman4808 April 30, 2008